Silent Hill – Man saves his daughter from an evil cult, and she turns into a baby Silent Hill 2 – Man looks for his dead wife in a ghost town but only finds the stripper version of her who dies over and over Silent Hill 3 – Girl avanges her father’s death by killing God Silent Hill 4: The Room – Man fights an undead serial killer with wine bottles Silent Hill Origins – Trucker pulls a dead girl from a fire, and that’s the only thing you need to know about this game Silent Hill: Homecoming – Soldier feels bad about accidentally killing his brother or something Silent Hill: Shattered Memories – Girl uses a coloring book to cope with her father’s death Silent Hill: Downpour – Man escapes prison and goes to a town full of shitty weapons Silent Hill: Book of Memories – Konami tries to turn this series into Diablo for some reason Silent Hills: Guillermo Del Toro tries to make Silent Hill fans happy, but got the bad ending where Konami stops him
u know those squeaky little ghosts in the first silent hill that just try to run away and fall down when they see you
What she says: I’m okay.
What she’s thinking: Junji Ito would’ve worked on Silent Hills. With Kojima and del Torro. Those three, the unholy trinity, could have made a game that would not have only completely revitalized the Silent Hill franchise but also revolutionize horror games, no, the entire gaming industry itself. Silent Hills could have been a masterpiece to last the ages, a true high point in gaming not see in years. And Konami, fucking shit Konami, decided to be petty little shits cutting all ties with Kojima and destroy the most beautiful thing that they’ve even begun to create in so long to make fucking pachinko machines instead. Pachinko machines. Instead of art. I’m crying and screaming and I will never be okay.