Silent Hill in a Nutshell

hellyeahsilenthill:

Silent Hill – Man saves his daughter from an evil cult, and she turns into a baby
Silent Hill 2 – Man looks for his dead wife in a ghost town but only finds the stripper version of her who dies over and over
Silent Hill 3 – Girl avanges her father’s death by killing God
Silent Hill 4: The Room – Man fights an undead serial killer with wine bottles
Silent Hill Origins – Trucker pulls a dead girl from a fire, and that’s the only thing you need to know about this game
Silent Hill: Homecoming – Soldier feels bad about accidentally killing his brother or something
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories – Girl uses a coloring book to cope with her father’s death
Silent Hill: Downpour – Man escapes prison and goes to a town full of shitty weapons
Silent Hill: Book of Memories – Konami tries to turn this series into Diablo for some reason
Silent Hills: Guillermo Del Toro tries to make Silent Hill fans happy, but got the bad ending where Konami stops him

 

What she says: I’m okay.
What she’s thinking: Junji Ito would’ve worked on Silent Hills. With Kojima and del Torro. Those three, the unholy trinity, could have made a game that would not have only completely revitalized the Silent Hill franchise but also revolutionize horror games, no, the entire gaming industry itself. Silent Hills could have been a masterpiece to last the ages, a true high point in gaming not see in years. And Konami, fucking shit Konami, decided to be petty little shits cutting all ties with Kojima and destroy the most beautiful thing that they’ve even begun to create in so long to make fucking pachinko machines instead. Pachinko machines. Instead of art. I’m crying and screaming and I will never be okay.